The hubbs went to play volleyball at a friend’s “apartment complex” the other day. It’s one of those “resort style living” places. Mostly condos and apartments that are ok, but it has a bunch of stuff on the property that pulls you in. He took the boy too.
The following are a series of texts we exchanged:
Hubbs: We should move here.
Me: 2 bedrooms, costs more, more Russians, crappy schools. What’s the upside?
Hubbs: The bar, the lake, the playground, the bar
Me: OH, well, if it has a bar we can sleep on the floor, forget our son’s education, and not eat
Hubbs: It’s really nice here
Me: and there’s a bunch of russian girls running around in bikini’s?
Hubbs: no. It’s cold out.