When life hands you lemons…

You all know the rest – when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

I always hated this line. You know what? I didn’t want lemons, I don’t want lemonade, and I’d appreciate you keeping your lemons, life.

So, I came up with my own saying.

“When life hands you lemons throw them on the ground, stomp on them, and say “I ordered a damned margarita, bitch!”” 

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